Bloody British, Th: A Well-Meaning Guide To An Awkward Nation

Description: Ever said sorry to an inanimate object?

Formed a queue... on your own?

Or spent the whole night standing naked in a stranger's cupboard because you're too polite to ask for help? (Don't ask.)

Being British isn't easy. Especially if you live abroad, where your countrymen aren't exactly famous for, well, blending in.

As his beloved homeland goes Brexit bananas, bestselling humourist Paul Hawkins takes on Britishness - how it looks from the outside, how to be British abroad and what you only learn about home once you leave it.

In this self-deprecating (and only mildly treacherous) handbook, he reveals the awkward secrets, cultural blind-spots and private oddness of the people he once shared an island with. (Revenge is a dish best served politely, after all...)